Curds in my Way

Christmas Pictures

2009-12-08T16:17:00.000-08:00

Cereal Mascots Gone Wrong

2007-01-10T20:51:00.000-08:00

This is well done. Can't wait to see how it ends.

Oldies but Goodies

2006-12-07T14:51:00.001-08:00

A classic from days gone by. Superfriends starring in "Wassup"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJ0FPPz3CzE

Torn - The Interpretive Dance Version

2006-12-07T14:31:00.000-08:00

Really funny.

http://www.break.com/index/david_armand_torn_with_natalie.html

Funniest Beer Ad Ever

2006-12-07T14:14:00.000-08:00

It has to be Top 5 at least.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eH3GH7Pn_eA

Hilarious Cats

2006-11-21T01:34:00.000-08:00

Really, these are funny. They aren't like the ones your mom or aunt sends you. The captions are hilarious. My sides still hurt.

http://kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=4815&NEXTID=0&PREVID=4752&DISPLAYORDER=20061024192019&CAT=pics&NSFW=0&page=1&genre=0&rating=nsfw_sfw

Screw On Head

2006-07-17T13:59:00.000-07:00

Mignola Rules!

http://video.scifi.com/player.html?dlid=24379

Most Anticipated Films of 2006 - Part 1

2006-02-07T11:17:00.000-08:00

Behold the glory of Nacho Libre!

http://aintitcool.com/display.cgi?id=22376

Great College Prank

2006-02-06T13:05:00.000-08:00

This happened way back in 2004 but I decided to add it for those of you that may not have heard of it. Yes, it is that good.

http://www.juiceenewsdaily.com/1104/news/yale_harvard_prank.html

Vintage Gaming

2006-02-02T17:57:00.000-08:00

this site has most of the old games of yesteryear and a lot of them are free.

http://www.abandonia.com/genre.php?genre=mostpopular&page=0

Decent List of Free Software

2006-01-25T11:18:00.000-08:00

I'll have to create my own list one of these days, but for now this list is pretty good. http://www.lifehacker.com/software/feature/geek-to-live-lifehacker-pack-149665.php

Be sure to read the comments for other good software missing from the main list.

Scariest Woman I've Ever Seen

2006-01-23T16:12:00.000-08:00

Right wing nutjob flips out after spending a week in the home of someone whose beliefs differ from hers on the show Trading Spouses.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5464505634137914176&q=trading+spouses

Cool Commercial for Honda

2006-01-20T14:50:00.000-08:00

All the sounds in the video are made by a chorus of people. Impressive. Most impressive.

http://84.40.3.164/

Larry David's Review of Brokeback Mountain

2006-01-05T14:09:00.000-08:00

Hilarious. Here's the link to the original though NYTimes.com makes you register and after two weeks it will be hidden in the archives so I'm pasting it into here for posterity's sake.

Cowboys Are My Weakness

LARRY DAVID

Published: January 1, 2006

SOMEBODY had to write this, and it might as well be me. I haven't seen "Brokeback Mountain," nor do I have any intention of seeing it. In fact, cowboys would have to lasso me, drag me into the theater and tie me to the seat, and even then I would make every effort to close my eyes and cover my ears.

And I love gay people. Hey, I've got gay acquaintances. Good acquaintances, who know they can call me anytime if they had my phone number. I'm for gay marriage, gay divorce, gay this and gay that. I just don't want to watch two straight men, alone on the prairie, fall in love and kiss and hug and hold hands and whatnot. That's all.

Is that so terrible? Does that mean I'm homophobic? And if I am, well, then that's too bad. Because you can call me any name you want, but I'm still not going to that movie.

To my surprise, I have some straight friends who've not only seen the movie but liked it. "One of the best love stories ever," one gushed. Another went on, "Oh, my God, you completely forget that it's two men. You in particular will love it."

"Why me?"

"You just will, trust me."

But I don't trust him. If two cowboys, male icons who are 100 percent all-man, can succumb, what chance to do I have, half- to a quarter of a man, depending on whom I'm with at the time? I'm a very susceptible person, easily influenced, a natural-born follower with no sales-resistance. When I walk into a store, clerks wrestle one another trying to get to me first. My wife won't let me watch infomercials because of all the junk I've ordered that's now piled up in the garage. My medicine cabinet is filled with vitamins and bald cures.

So who's to say I won't become enamored with the whole gay business? Let's face it, there is some appeal there. I know I've always gotten along great with men. I never once paced in my room rehearsing what to say before asking a guy if he wanted to go to the movies. And I generally don't pay for men, which of course is their most appealing attribute.

And gay guys always seem like they're having a great time. At the Christmas party I went to, they were the only ones who sang. Boy that looked like fun. I would love to sing, but this weighty, self-conscious heterosexuality I'm saddled with won't permit it.

I just know if I saw that movie, the voice inside my head that delights in torturing me would have a field day. "You like those cowboys, don't you? They're kind of cute. Go ahead, admit it, they're cute. You can't fool me, gay man. Go ahead, stop fighting it. You're gay! You're gay!"

Not that there's anything wrong with it.

Larry David appears in the HBO series "Curb Your Enthusiasm."

I Love Jack Handey

2006-01-05T14:07:00.000-08:00

Anyone who doesn't like Jack Handy is a liar. A big, fat, dirty liar.

http://www.newyorker.com/printables/shouts/060109sh_shouts

Miracle Drug Discovered

2005-11-15T14:07:00.000-08:00

And it goes by the name of Panexa. Sick of all those ads for drugs. So are these guys.
http://www.panexa.com/

Star Wars EP3 Trailer with Leet Gamer Subtitles

2005-10-20T00:36:00.000-07:00

Anyone who doesn't know gamer speak won't find this funny. So if you do know gamer speak consider yourself lucky.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4736164577126715920

Creative Fundraising

2005-09-13T23:59:00.000-07:00

I wonder if the school board will get sued. This would have scarred me for life.

If World War II was an RTS

2005-09-13T12:11:00.000-07:00

If world war two was a real-time strategy game, it might have gone something like this. Probably only funny to people who play a lot of computer games.

Lemmings in Javascript

2005-09-12T23:18:00.000-07:00

I have written some javascript in my time. I could never have imagined something like this would be possible. If you aren't familiar with the game Lemmings, a classic from the 90s, beware it is highly addictive. Just remember that the lemmings are not real and you should be fine. Nothing bad will happen to them if you don't save them all by finishing every level.

Soda, Coke or Pop

2005-08-29T17:13:00.000-07:00

I don't know why but I'm fascinated with the way the generic terminology for a beverage varies so widely from state-to-state, north-to-south, and east-to-west in the United States.

http://www.popvssoda.com/countystats/total-county.html

Don't try this at home

2005-08-29T15:57:00.000-07:00

Ever wonder what those weird foods are at the grocery store that look too scary to eat? This brave but stupid guy decided to taste and report on them so that you would never have to.

http://www.thesneeze.com/mt-archives/cat_steve_dont_eat_it.php

Hilarious Comic Strip

2005-08-24T15:51:00.000-07:00

I love it when I stumble upon a gem like this while browsing around.

http://cheston.com/pbf/archive.html

One of my favorites

Old Videogames as Art

2005-08-22T22:30:00.000-07:00

Check out these great pics from the I am 8 bit gallery. My favorites are the ones for excitebike, q-bert, tron, duck hunter, and dig-dug.

Another amazing painting

2005-03-03T14:01:00.000-08:00

GI Joe meets Picasso

http://www.brandonbird.com/guernica.html

Comic Strip of the Year

2005-02-03T17:55:00.000-08:00

Penny Arcade's etiquette tips for posting to forums.

http://www.penny-arcade.com/view.php3?date=2004-11-03&res=l

Painting of the Year

2005-02-03T17:41:00.000-08:00

I know its only February, but I doubt this painting will be topped in 2005. The idea was to have a bunch of artists find a painting at a thrift shop and make their own improvements to it. Move your mouse over the original image to see the improvements.

http://thewurstgallery.com/artists/vintage_vandals/driscollreid/driscoll.html

Dream on America

2005-02-02T14:26:00.000-08:00

Thought-provoking piece from Newsweek regarding the decline in the United States role in the world as well as its role as a model for democracy.

http://msnbc.msn.com/id/6857387/site/newsweek/

Kicked in the Nuts

2005-02-01T15:15:00.000-08:00

Is there anything funnier than a guy getting kicked in the nuts. The answer is no.

http://www.channel101.com/shows.php?show_id=5