Decent List of Free Software

I'll have to create my own list one of these days, but for now this list is pretty good. http://www.lifehacker.com/software/feature/geek-to-live-lifehacker-pack-149665.php

Be sure to read the comments for other good software missing from the main list.

Scariest Woman I've Ever Seen

Right wing nutjob flips out after spending a week in the home of someone whose beliefs differ from hers on the show Trading Spouses.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5464505634137914176&q=trading+spouses

Cool Commercial for Honda

All the sounds in the video are made by a chorus of people. Impressive. Most impressive.

http://84.40.3.164/

Top 50 Videos of 2005 as determined by some guy

I've only watched a few and they were very cool. Hopefully, they are all this good.

http://docopenhagen.blogspot.com/2005/12/top-50-music-videos-of-2005.html

Larry David's Review of Brokeback Mountain

Hilarious. Here's the link to the original though NYTimes.com makes you register and after two weeks it will be hidden in the archives so I'm pasting it into here for posterity's sake.

Cowboys Are My Weakness

By LARRY DAVID

Published: January 1, 2006

SOMEBODY had to write this, and it might as well be me. I haven't seen "Brokeback Mountain," nor do I have any intention of seeing it. In fact, cowboys would have to lasso me, drag me into the theater and tie me to the seat, and even then I would make every effort to close my eyes and cover my ears.

And I love gay people. Hey, I've got gay acquaintances. Good acquaintances, who know they can call me anytime if they had my phone number. I'm for gay marriage, gay divorce, gay this and gay that. I just don't want to watch two straight men, alone on the prairie, fall in love and kiss and hug and hold hands and whatnot. That's all.

Is that so terrible? Does that mean I'm homophobic? And if I am, well, then that's too bad. Because you can call me any name you want, but I'm still not going to that movie.

To my surprise, I have some straight friends who've not only seen the movie but liked it. "One of the best love stories ever," one gushed. Another went on, "Oh, my God, you completely forget that it's two men. You in particular will love it."

"Why me?"

"You just will, trust me."

But I don't trust him. If two cowboys, male icons who are 100 percent all-man, can succumb, what chance to do I have, half- to a quarter of a man, depending on whom I'm with at the time? I'm a very susceptible person, easily influenced, a natural-born follower with no sales-resistance. When I walk into a store, clerks wrestle one another trying to get to me first. My wife won't let me watch infomercials because of all the junk I've ordered that's now piled up in the garage. My medicine cabinet is filled with vitamins and bald cures.

So who's to say I won't become enamored with the whole gay business? Let's face it, there is some appeal there. I know I've always gotten along great with men. I never once paced in my room rehearsing what to say before asking a guy if he wanted to go to the movies. And I generally don't pay for men, which of course is their most appealing attribute.

And gay guys always seem like they're having a great time. At the Christmas party I went to, they were the only ones who sang. Boy that looked like fun. I would love to sing, but this weighty, self-conscious heterosexuality I'm saddled with won't permit it.

I just know if I saw that movie, the voice inside my head that delights in torturing me would have a field day. "You like those cowboys, don't you? They're kind of cute. Go ahead, admit it, they're cute. You can't fool me, gay man. Go ahead, stop fighting it. You're gay! You're gay!"

Not that there's anything wrong with it.

Larry David appears in the HBO series "Curb Your Enthusiasm."

I Love Jack Handey

Anyone who doesn't like Jack Handy is a liar. A big, fat, dirty liar.

http://www.newyorker.com/printables/shouts/060109sh_shouts